Grapevine Time!

In 2011 my husband James innocently brought home a Niagara Grape Vine and asked me “where should we plant it?”  I thought our stark chainlink fence separating the front and back yards would be a nice structure to support the vine and, into the ground it went.  On September 8th, 2013 we got our first (and best) harvest of grapes.

It was a big project but I made some mediocre grape jelly which was tasty but runny.  Most years we allow the birds (often Cardinals) to have the grapes (and raisins); the primary harvest for myself has been the VINE!  Since I started using grapevines for projects in 2014 I have learned a few things about crafting with vines, here is what you need to know:

Supplies:

  • Gloves
  • Pruning shears
  • Measuring tape (so you know how big your wreath will be)

There is a sweet spot for working with grapevines.  Too soon and you might as well be working with asparagus, too late and you are working with toothpicks.  I have made both of these errors.  This photo shows the magic balance between green vines and drier areas that are darker in appearance.  If the canes are too dry they can be soaked in water to make them less brittle and if they are too green you can let them dry out a day, maybe two.  Even if the canes break or splinter you can continue to make loops and wrap them up.  When the globes or wreaths are dry you can adjust the vines to improve the overall appearance.

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Grapevine Wreath

I usually start from the ends of the individual vines and remove leaves with my hands and then with sheers trim the tendrils away from the fencing and other vines to produce a pile of canes.  I sort the largest canes for bigger wreaths and begin arranging them in circles using the longest most flexible vines to wrap around the bulk to secure the wreath.

This year (2018) I got started a little too early and the vines were easily broken (like asparagus) but I had a lot of them so I pushed ahead anyway.  As you can see one grapevine in a sunny location in West Michigan can give you a lot of material to work with.

Because in past years I have made a lot of wreathes, I was interested in trying some 3-D globes I saw on Pinterest.  Off to the Dollar Tree I went for some beach balls.  They worked well to hold up the vines while I wrapped them.  In addition to these globes I made a smaller one freestyle without an armature; and some larger wreath shapes (since I already have some small and medium wreaths from last year.)  It takes a couple days in the sun for the vines to dry and turn reddish brown.  I fed my failed attempt to fashion a basket to Donald https://piratepieman.home.blog/2018/09/11/feeding-donald-our-hot-compost.  It was so bad it couldn’t even be photographed well.

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I tried to keep the vine’s tendrils for visual interest.
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2018 grape vine projects.

And once your shapes have dried you are ready to start doing some crafting.  I have not fully sorted out what I am going to do with my new globes so if you have any suggestions please leave them in the comments below.

Examples of how to decorate your grapevine wreaths.

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Autumn wreath embellished with pinecones and artificial flowers.

I gave a wreath to my friend DeLight and she created this glorious monogrammed beauty.

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Winter wreath
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Halloween wreath.

Look for my tutorial on making the Halloween Wreath here:

https://piratepieman.home.blog/2018/09/26/d-i-y-halloween-wreath

YouTube! What Have You Gotten Me Into?

Yes, even though I am in my late 40’s I LOVE YouTube.  It has everything. It has taught me the Kitchener Stitch (a knitting technique), dog grooming, cosmetology and after watching hours of VetRanch I could probably neuter a dog (not really.)

So, YouTube talked me into replacing my 60 year old basement windows…myself (with my husband James.)  In the 1980’s our mid-century ranch underwent a major expansion that added a lot of living space and created a finished living area in the basement that included replacing half of the basement windows with glass block.  When we purchased the house in 2006 I always imagined I would have the rest of the windows treated similarly.  Today, having more time than money I started to do a little research.  I watched a collection of videos that approached the project in pretty much the same way and convinced me simple vinyl replacement windows were easier, and cheaper than glass block.  Here is one that captures the essence of the work (watch out he will make you want a drywall hammer.)

Here is what I learned: I needed a window, expanding foam (low) and caulk.  I had to buy a small level, because I could not find mine, otherwise I was good to go for very little coin.  We did not use a chisel but instead used a very large heavy file to smooth the cement ridge we encountered.

The Old Windows

At some point previous owners covered the windows with window clings to resemble stained glass; maybe to distract from the cracks or because they had things in their basement more valuable then cat turds.

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Old windows held together with window clings. Notice significant *spooky* spider activity.

The detail that I glossed over was his use of a Sawzall and if you have very keen observation skills you will notice that my window frames are steel and married to the house with cement (not the easy going modern wood frame structures other more fortunate people might encounter.)  The first window went pretty smoothly so we ran to the store and bought two more.  Installing three windows took the entire day.  The most harrowing moments were encountered trying to demolish the old window frames.  The steel casings didn’t want to budge and we used a hack saw in order to weaken them enough to pull them out.  Twice we thought “Oh shit we have destroyed this window (and have made a big hole in our house) and we will need a professional (we can’t afford) to finish the project.”

 

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Demolition and the “will it fit?” moment…

The New Windows

His advice for measuring both inside and outside was important.  While each window looked similar each had different measurements by 1/4 inch but we settled on one window size for all.  We removed the screen and glass so that we could install the frame and then just re install the window after we were done, this step (not mentioned in this video) was helpful and I recommend doing it.  The window was a good pick and the plastic trim along the edges of the frame was easy to cut off to adjust the fit.  The slide-show below highlights the window we purchased, the foaming in and the trimming of foam.

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Expanding foam really expands and as you can see I went way overboard.  I read elsewhere that trimming it like we did lowers the ‘R value’ (according to https://www.energy.gov/energysaver/weatherize/insulation thermal resistance or R-value — the higher the R-value, the greater the insulating effectiveness) and it is better just to push the bubbles back into the frame so I did that were I could.  My foam application technique improved with each window but it was pretty fun to work with and hard to refrain from using the ‘more is more’ philosophy.  Trust me with expanding foam ‘less is more.’

Finishing With Caulk

My husband and I, and the friendly guy at Lowes, went around and around about whether to use cement caulk or regular caulk and then we went with Silicone.  Working with 100% Silicone Calk was not fun.  I have done my fair share of work with painters caulk and don’t be fooled they are NOT THE SAME.  The reason for using 100% silicone was how well it adheres to a variety of materials.  In this case we had wood, vinyl and cement and we needed it to perform well indoors and out.  100% silicone is much softer initially and does not lay down a tidy bead like was highlighted by my Canadian muse Jeff Thorman (what a great name, no wonder he sold me on the drywall hammer.) It wanted to drip and puddle so I learned to apply a little and allow it to set up and then smooth it into place with a plastic putty knife. Not pictured was the masking tape used to keep foam or caulk from sticking to the pretty new window but Mr Thorman recommended it and he was right.  I was unsure about selecting grey caulk instead if white but hoped it would soften the transition to the cement (which I think it does) however it is still shiny even when dry which I didn’t anticipate.  I used the same product inside even though this type of caulk can not be painted; because the walls surrounding the window are unfinished (unlike in the YouTube video) and if they are eventually finished it will be covered up by drywall and not painted.

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Finished install with silicone caulk.

 

The Highlights

Over all, the project took about 8 hours the first day (to demolish old windows and install new) and two hours the second (to trim/poke the foam and apply caulk.)  I spent a lot of time outside on my stomach or knees while James was inside on the ladder in the basement with his head in a spider webs (it sounds dirty and it was.) Here is a list of everything we used:

  • Ladder
  • Hammer
  • Pry-bar
  • Heavy metal file
  • Hacksaw
  • Gloves
  • Goggles
  • Blanket (so I was not sitting in the mud)
  • Pencil
  • Measuring tape
  • Level
  • Masking tape
  • Windows
  • Caulk
  • Expanding Foam *for Windows and Doors*
  • Putty knife
  • Utility knife
  • Paper towels
  • Task brush/broom
  • Teenager to make Mac N Cheese while you shower because you can’t use your arms anymore.

 

 

 

 

Like Childbirth, Eventually You Forget The Pain.

The pain of refinishing twin 80 year old Simmons pressed metal dressers.  I mentioned in a previous post that this summer my mother in law moved into assisted living and the home she built and lived in for 60 years was sold.  There was a lot of sorting and deciding what artifacts we wanted to become a part of our hoard and what was going to have to find its own new path.  My husband and I have never invested much in furniture and my now 14 year old daughter was still using the dresser we got at Target to house her baby clothes; so we brought home two Simmons pressed metal dressers.  These dressers had been living in her basement holding her linens and gift wrap for fifty years.

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1930’s catalog insert for Simmons furniture collection.

The dressers had been painted multiple times so I naively set out to strip them and paint at least one for my daughter.  During my research I stumbled across what hipsters are doing with these dressers and found this:

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Similar pressed metal dresser advertised on Urbanremainschicago.com

So with too much time on my hands I got started.

IT WAS HELL.  It took MONTHS to strip all the paint meanwhile I was parking in the driveway (while the dressers lived it up in the garage), I sustained chemical burns (yes I did try CitriStrip and it was too cute to get the job done) and ruined quiet a few outfits and one pair of shoes.  I started in March before it got too hot but that discouraged the CitriStrip from working; and when it got hot my rubber chemical resistant gloves filled with sweat that would pour out every time I lifted my hands.  Hell I say!

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As you can see both dressers were stripped, one is finished and has become part of the family however the other one continues to sit in the garage rusting.  Here is why: I read Michelle Hinckley’s blog (of course only after I was deep into the project) and I was not sure if it was providing me an  inspiration or warning?

Her blog post was hilarious, and I felt so much better after seeing what she went through but I had no idea how to achieve that finish!  It was heavenly and magical and I want it.    My husband did a test area with steel wool and it became a mirror finish. OH-HELL-NO. So what do I do?

Perhaps I should take my childbirth analogy to heart; polish the dresser, accept it’s flaws, and seal it with furniture wax and bring it into the guest bedroom for the winter.  When the pain of labor from this past summer fades I can continue to try to get that smooth even finish Michelle Hinckley wisely paid someone else to deliver.

Gardening = Heartbreak

Five years ago a majestic Maple tree in my front yard was torn apart by wind and had to be removed leaving a tragic scar.  I have never done any serious landscape work and found myself pretty overwhelmed. IMG_0405 I wanted to hire people, my husband did not.  He wanted to level it and plant grass and I wanted a garden with flowers.  So, it sat untouched for years; which allowed the tree roots to decompose.  Last year my husband and I (mostly my husband) moved the Vinca and turned the soil to kill the crabgrass and outlined the bed.  Finally, this summer I threw myself into planting my garden.  Lots of credit should go to the Better Homes and Gardens “Garden Plan Finder”  https://www.bhg.com/gardening/garden-plan-finder/?psrc=MN_R804BRM1455GF  I used the “Property Line Garden” https://www.bhg.com/gardening/plans/special-spots/property-line-garden/ as my primary inspiration however selection of the individual plants was inspired by plants that worked for my neighbors or my neighbors gave me, one’s I loved, and nuisance plants I could dig up for free.

Things went pretty well and while it was hot, sweaty, dirty work I started to enjoy myself.  When I had other stuff to do I would ignore it and spend time in the garden.  I lovingly watered and fertilized and the plants thrived. What I didn’t see coming was the heartbreak.

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First Year planting of Property Line Garden West Michigan.

It started with the Deer; whatever the internet or plant care tags say, Deer will eat whatever they decide to eat.  Bee’s, there are a lot of bees and much to my dismay cute little bumble bees sting (they are not flying pandas); and so do yellow jackets. Cicada killers are just scary, but didn’t sting me.  Sadly, I fall into the category of people who have “moderately severe allergic reaction to bee stings.” And, spider bites, so throw in spiders too.  And plants die, or threaten to die and because you love them you will buy potions and do research, trying to keep them alive but you may not know until spring if you succeed.

I am not sure I would begin calling myself a gardener anytime soon, however my garden continues to try to charm me with its finer points including the frogs and toads and caterpillars and squirrels munching mushrooms (which is seriously too cute) and even the spooky stuff is kinda cool (check out the stinkhorn mushrooms and benevolent garden orb weaver.)

I’ll let you know if we break up in the spring, but like with most love affairs, I am accepting the good with the bad.  The garden is beginning to get compliments (through the four feet of bird netting I had to put up to keep the deer out.)

Plants the deer ate: Day Lily, Red Twig Dogwood, Pink Lemonade Sedum, Purple Cone Flower, Phlox, Artemisia.

Plants the deer have not (yet) eaten: Sprinter Boxwood, Russian Sage, Zagreb Coreopsis, Artemisia, Korean Spice Viburnum (not pictured).

Feeding Donald (our hot compost)

This summer, I found myself with some time on my hands and decided to work on our garden.  So off to the internet I went for inspiration!  I came across  How to build an easy hot compost and I thought I would take our compost “pile” and make it look a little more respectable.  It has been pretty amazing.  We take our kitchen scraps out to the compost (Donald) every other day.  As recommended, I added lawn clippings periodically throughout the summer and now…when I sink in my shovel, it steams!  The project cost under $40.00.  Next year, the ferns I planted will conceal the bins and the compost will be ready to share with the garden.  This is a project I recommend.